Do you believe in me?

Hello, my name is Belief. I do the most pointless things in life and get called out for it. I sometimes have to pee and rabid fangirls take a picture of me on the toilet. I have a random photo of Patrick on the wall and rabid fanboys copy it on their mugs. I think they stole one of my undies once. I have a flattened nose while I have rabid fangoys with noses hat are nowhere to be seen. I am slimmed while the fangoys are fat. I eat pizza, they eat... gah you get the point.
BTW, did it take you long to read?